Australian censor board demands large-breasted porn-stars

Post by: Philips25 on February 8th, 2010 | File Under Entertainment

A reader writes, “Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women. Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them. Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as ‘abhorrent.’”

The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications. “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size”, she said. “It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”.

Depictions of Female Orgasm Being Banned by Classification Board

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Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini (because thats a good thing!)

Post by: Philips25 on February 7th, 2010 | File Under Hotties
Let’s face it, not much to be said…

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2010 Oscar Nominations Released

Post by: Philips25 on February 3rd, 2010 | File Under Movies
Oscar statuettes

Oscar statuettes. Photograph: Gary Hershorn/Reuters

Actress in a supporting role
Mo’Nique in Precious
Vera Farmiga in Up in the Air
Penélope Cruz in Nine
Anna Kendrick in Up in the Air
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Crazy Heart

Actor in a supporting role
Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds
Christopher Plummer in The Last Station
Matt Damon in Invictus
Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones
Woody Harrelson in The Messenger

Actress in a leading role
Meryl Streep in Julie & Julia
Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side
Helen Mirren in The Last Station
Gabourey Sidibe in Precious
Carey Mulligan in An Education

Actor in a leading role
Morgan Freeman in Invictus
Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart
George Clooney in Up in the Air
Colin Firth in A Single Man
Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker

Animated feature film
Up (Pete Docter and Bob Peterson)
The Princess and the Frog (Ron Clements and John Musker)
Coraline (Henry Selick)
Fantastic Mr Fox (Wes Anderson)
The Secret of Kells (Tomm Moore)

Foreign language film
Ajami (Scandar Copti and Yaron Shani, Israel)
A Prophet (Jacques Audiard, France)
The Secret of Her Eyes (Juan Jose Campanella, Argentina)
The White Ribbon (Michael Haneke, Germany)
The Milk of Sorrow (Claudia Llosa, Peru)

Directing
Avatar (James Cameron)
The Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow)
Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)
Up in the Air (Jason Reitman)
Precious (Lee Daniels)

Writing (adapted screenplay)
District 9 (Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell)
An Education (Nick Hornby)
Precious (Geoffrey Fletcher)
Up in the Air (Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner)
In the Loop (Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci and Tony Roche)

Writing (original screenplay)
The Hurt Locker (Mark Boal)
Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)
A Serious Man (Joel and Ethan Coen)
Up (Pete Docter and Bob Petersen)
The Messenger (Alessandro Camon and Oren Moverman)

Best picture
Avatar (James Cameron and Jon Landau, producers)
District 9 (Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham, producers)
An Education (Finola Dwyer and Amanda Posey, producers)
The Hurt Locker (nominees to be determined)
Inglourious Basterds (Lawrence Bender, producer)
Precious (Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness, producers)
A Serious Man (Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, producers)
Up in the Air (Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman, producers)
The Blind Side (nominees to be determined)
Up (Jonas Rivera, producer)

Art direction
Avatar (art direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; set decoration: Kim Sinclair)
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (art direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; set decoration: Caroline Smith)
Nine (art direction: John Myhre; set decoration: Gordon Sim)
Sherlock Holmes (art direction: Sarah Greenwood; set decoration: Katie Spencer)
The Young Victoria (art direction: Patrice Vermette; set decoration: Maggie Gray)

Cinematography
Avatar (Mauro Fiore)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Bruno Delbonnel)
The Hurt Locker (Barry Ackroyd)
Inglourious Basterds (Robert Richardson)
The White Ribbon (Christian Berger)

Costume design
Bright Star (Janet Patterson)
Coco Before Chanel (Catherine Leterrier)
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (Monique Prudhomme)
Nine (Colleen Atwood)
The Young Victoria (Sandy Powell)

Documentary (feature)
Burma VJ (Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller)
The Cove (nominees to be determined)
Food, Inc (Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein)
The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers (Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith)
Which Way Home (Rebecca Cammisa)

Documentary (short subject)
China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province (Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill)
The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner (Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher)
The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant (Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert)
Music by Prudence (Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett)
Rabbit à la Berlin (Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra)

Film editing
Avatar (Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron)
District 9 (Julian Clarke)
The Hurt Locker (Bob Murawski and Chris Innis)
Inglourious Basterds (Sally Menke)
Precious (Joe Klotz)

Makeup
Il Divo (Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano)
The Young Victoria (Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore)
Star Trek (Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow)

Music (original score)
Avatar (James Horner)
Fantastic Mr Fox (Alexandre Desplat)
Up (Michael Giacchino)
The Hurt Locker (Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders)
Sherlock Holmes (Hans Zimmer)

Music (original song)
Almost There, from The Princess and the Frog by Randy Newman
Down in New Orleans, from The Princess and the Frog by Randy Newman
Loin de Paname, from Paris 36 by Reinhardt Wagner and Frank Thomas
Take it All, from Nine by Maury Yeston
The Weary Kind, from Crazy Heart by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Short film (animated)
French Roast (Fabrice O Joubert)
Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty (Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell)
Logoramam (Nicolas Schmerkin)
The Lady and the Reaper (Javier Recio Gracia)
A Matter of Loaf and Death (Nick Park)

Short film (live action)
The Door (Juanita Wilson and James Flynn)
Instead of Abracadabra (Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström)
Kavi (Gregg Helvey)
Miracle Fish (Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey)
The New Tenants (Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson)

Sound editing
Avatar (Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle)
The Hurt Locker (Paul NJ Ottosson)
Inglourious Basterds (Wylie Stateman)
Star Trek (Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin)
Up (Michael Silvers and Tom Myers)

Sound mixing
Avatar (Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson)
The Hurt Locker (Paul NJ Ottosson and Ray Beckett)
Inglourious Basterds (Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano)
Star Trek (Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J Devlin)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Greg P Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson)

Visual effects
Avatar (Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R Jones)
District 9 (Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken)
Star Trek (Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton)

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The Ghost Writer Trailer Online

Post by: Philips25 on February 1st, 2010 | File Under Trailers

Based on the book by Robert Harris;

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15 Hottest Movie Mistresses

Post by: Philips25 on January 31st, 2010 | File Under Hotties

1Ilsa Lund

Actress/Film: Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)

Cheating On/With: Husband and mysterious Czech Resistance leader/Nazi fugitive Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid); with ex-flame expatriate café owner Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart).

Alright, We Forgive You: She only took up with Laszlo in the first place because she was convinced her hubby had perished in a concentration camp.

Although she still confesses love for Blaine, she just about manages to stick to her vows - albiet with the help of some pretty emotive persuasion.

2Sabina

Actress/Film: Lena Olin, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being (1988)

Cheating On/With: Her Czech brain surgeon lover Thomas (Daniel Day Lewis); with uni professor Franz (Derek de Lint) after fleeing the Soviet invasion for Geneva.

Alright, We Forgive You: Priapic Thomas is already playing away with Tereza (Juliette Binoche) and various others, so he can’t exactly claim the moral high ground.

Franz is the real rotter here - he’s married with a family, whom he unceremoniously attempts to ditch.

3Susan Harris

Actress/Film: Julie Christie, Demon Seed (1977)

Cheating On/With: Her estranged husband, mad scientist Dr Alex Harris (Fritz Weaver); with an evil, self-aware, semi-organic artificial intelligence system called Proteus.

Alright, We Forgive You: The demonic Proteus is only able to blackmail Susan into carrying its offspring by threatening to kill one of her child psychology patients, so she probably shouldn’t be on this list at all.

Bottom line, though, she’s so hot that even a computer fancies her…

4Nola Rice

Actress/Film: Scarlett Johansson, Match Point (2005)

Cheating On/With: Initially, her boyfriend Tom (Matthew Goode); with recently retired tennis pro Chris (Jonathan Rhys Meyers).

Alright, We Forgive You: When the affair finally begins in earnest, she’s actually broken up with Tom - both she and Chris should know better, mind, as he’s now married.

It really doesn’t end well for her, though. And, uh, her shirt was really quite damp in that cornfield scene.

5Becky Scott

Actress/Film: Rosario Dawson, Clerks II (2006)

Cheating On/With: As manager of a local fast food outlet, she’s relatively footloose; employee Dante Hicks (Brian O’Halloran) on the other hand, with whom she’s apparently been dirtying up the diner tables, really isn’t.

Alright, We Forgive You: Despite being pregnant as a result of their tryst, she tries to let Dante pursue his new life of marital mediocrity in Florida.

And, since every bloke must at some point face the abject humiliation of learning to dance, it might as well happen like [caution: swears] this.

6Violet

Actress/Film: Jennifer Tilly, Bound (1996)

Cheating On/With: Long-term partner and rat-faced, money laundering mobster Caesar (Joe Pantoliano); with recently released lesbian ex-con Corky (Gina Gershon).

Alright, We Forgive You: Well, yes, obviously there’s that scene - ahem, but we’re trying to be a little more objective here.

Caesar is an abusive arse towards Violet, she wants to clean up her act, and…and dammit, there’s that scene. Yes, we are weak.

7Angela Hayes

Actress/Film: Mena Suvari, American Beauty (1999)

Cheating On/With: Not really on anybody, if you don’t count the emotional treachery towards her ‘friend’ Jane (Thora Birch); with Jane’s dad, rapidly unravelling family man Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey).

Alright, We Forgive You: Lester clearly decided that suburban bliss wasn’t working out for him long ago, as did the rest of the Burnhams.

Angela is young, vulnerable and wracked with insecurities, and her habit of farting rose petals everywhere would probably save weed-toking Lester money on Febreze in the long-run.

8Mrs Robinson

Actress/Film: Anne Bancroft, The Graduate (1967)

Cheating On/With: Her inattentive husband (Murray Hamilton), a law partner; with Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman), a listless recent university graduate young enough to be her son.

Alright, We Forgive You: She’s clearly not the happiest cougar on the block, riddled with pre-menopausal angst and terrified of her looks fading.

She does, at least, attempt to stop Benjamin from getting mixed up with her daughter Elaine (Katharine Ross). And besides, she’s just sort of weirdly, hypnotically authoritative…

9Gabrielle

Actress/Film: Rosanna Arquette, Crash (1996)

Cheating On/With: Everyone’s more or less cheating on someone here - even if ’someone’ turns out to be a car, or whatever. She’s an enigma; we do, however, know that James Ballard (James Spader) is married.

Alright, We Forgive You: Within the Freud-frightening confines of Crash’s auto-erotic cheese dream, you’re supposed to either sympathise with Ballard’s fetishisation of Gabrielle’s leg braces, or be repulsed by it.

She definitely rocks them with aplomb…although being draped lasciviously over a gleaming convertible probably doesn’t hurt.

10Kelly LaFonda

Actress/Film: Winona Ryder, The Ten (2007)

Cheating On/With: A TV anchorman, for whom she’s already dumped one boyfriend (Adrien Brody); with a ventriloquist’s dummy. Which, frankly, is more or less the main reason we’ve included this tryst.

Alright, We Forgive You: Aside from the fact that she’s clearly batshit mental, she does genuinely seem to love the little guy when she abducts and, er, ‘explores’ him.

Plus, somewhere under all this mess, there’s probably a weak pun to be made about, y’know, getting wood. Or something.

11Lee Holloway

Actress/Film: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Secretary (2002)

Cheating On/With: Wimpy office boy Peter (Jeremy Davies), whom she briefly agrees to marry; with deliriously creepy power-tripper and spanking enthusiast E. Edward Grey (James Spader, again).

Alright, We Forgive You: Erotic in precisely the slightly-uncomfortable-but-sort-of-endearingly-comic way director Steven Shainberg sets out to achieve.

It’s also quite touching to see the meek and nervy Holloway discover a wild side through her sub/dom relationship with Grey. Plus…well, look at the DVD cover. Yep.

12Luisa Cortés

Actress/Film: Maribel Verdú, Y Tu Mamá Tambien (2001)

Cheating On/With: Her errant husband Jano; with all three possible confla of horny teenage buddies Julio (Gael García Bernal) and Tenoch (Diego Luna).

Alright, We Forgive You: She’s already been cheated on by her own husband, and has hit the road looking for some perspective. Ultimately, she’s teaching her two naive companions valuable life about sex and relationships.

And, if you prefer your reasons in triplets, she’s hotter than magma.

13Suzanne Stone

Actress/Film: Nicole Kidman, To Die For (1995)

Cheating On/With: Husband and mafia associate Larry Maretto (Matt Dillon); with impressionable student Jimmy Emmett (Joaquin Phoenix) from her self-serving ‘Teens Speak Out’ youth work programme.

Alright, We Forgive You: Actually, we don’t - the whole reason this movie works so brilliantly is that Stone is possibly the most callous, cold and self-interested woman in history.

She’s utterly beyond redemption in her schemes to get ahead as a weather girl, but she gives us damp spells all the same.

14Bridget Gregory

Actress/Film: Linda Fiorentino, The Last Seduction (1994)

Cheating On/With: Drug dealing hubster Clay (Bill Pullman); with shell-shocked and slightly foolish recent divorcee Mike (Peter Berg).

Alright, We Forgive You: Oh wait, did we say that To Die For featured the most brazenly self-interested female character in history? Ha!

The thing is, Gregory is so devilishly alluring in her triple-crossing cash-and-kill spree, we can’t help ourselves. And the fact she spends quite a long time in just her pants has nothing to do with it, no.

15The Girl

Actress/Film: Marilyn Monroe, The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Cheating On/With: Um, nobody. And with nobody. But look, that’s not the point - family man Richard Sherman (Tom Ewell) is utterly convinced that he’s going to break at some point, and that he’ll be literally powerless to do anything about it. It keeps him up at night.

Alright, We Forgive You: She could be trailing broken family men like candy wrappers, and we’d still have to give her the benefit of the doubt because on hot days SHE KEEPS HER UNDERWEAR IN THE FRIDGE. Win.

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Trailer for Immodesty Blaize’s New Documentary - Burlesque Undressed

Post by: Philips25 on January 28th, 2010 | File Under RoW General

Watch the trailer for Immodesty Blaize Burlesque Undressed

Burlesque Undressed

Burlesque Undressed

It’s hard to move in showbiz-land without becoming engulfed in an ocean of feathers, fans, corsets, sequins, and rhinestones. Just look at artists like Kylie, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. The spirit of sexy camp - as seen in the film Cabaret, set in Weimar Germany, or Moulin Rouge - is back, and with Hollywood blockbuster ‘Burlesque’ now in production, starring Christina Aguilera and Cher, 2010 is the year burlesque crosses over to the global mainstream. Burlesque Undressed is a lavish and dazzling journey right into the heart of the art-form, featuring a compelling mix of live performance, interviews from burlesque stars past and present, captivating music and all-round show-stopping entertainment.

British burlesque superstar Immodesty Blaize peels back the curtain to reveal her world of high-octane glamour, and gives an exclusive peep behind-the-scenes to expose the work involved in the art of the tease to produce a signature act of perfection.

In cinemas 21st of January 2010 and released on DVD 8th of February 2010.

Check out the clip of Immodesty Blaize Burlesque Undressed…

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12 Saucy Burlesque Movie Scenes

Post by: Philips25 on January 28th, 2010 | File Under Movies

1The Lady of Burlesque (1943)

The Film: Based on vaudeville performer Gypsy Rose Lee’s novel, ‘The G-String Murders’, Burlesque is credited with coining the term ‘grindhouse’.

Barbara Stanywick plays Dixie (renamed from Gypsy, geddit?), a performer working at a burlesque theatre when two strippers are killed.

The Scene Set-Up: Dixie rips through a giant paper heart, takes centre stage, and sings her signature number ‘The G-String’. The audience eats out of the palm of her shimmering hand.

The Sauce: Bare minimum. This is 1943, y’know.

2Burlesque Undressed (2010)

The Film: This new documentary brings burlesque kicking and screaming into the modern age. It’s out this week.

British born performer Immodesty Blaize is the star, an international performer famed for her extravagant displays. She says she was inspired by the film Gypsy as well as Grace Jones.

The Scene Set-Up: In the biggest, brashest number, Ms Blaize comes out on stage in a vibrant, intricate red get-up that must have taken an eternity to put on. She wriggles her way slowly out of it to uproarious applause.

The Sauce: Here? Anything goes.

3Gypsy (1993)

The Film: Bette Midler stars as the titular gypsy. No, not a heather-peddling Romanian. It’s Gypsy Rose Lee again. This one’s a TV movie based on the Broadway musical with songs by Stephen Sondheim.

The Scene Set-Up: Bagging herself a job at a rundown burlesque house, Gypsy finds herself shunted on stage when another stripper is arrest for shoplifting.

The performance starts off jerky and awkward, but Gypsy quickly finds her inner vixen to a chorus of applause…

The Sauce: It’s made for TV, what does that tell ya?

4Showgirls (1995)

The Film: Is there a difference between burlesque and plain old stripping? We consulted the professionals and they agreed (begrudgingly) that Showgirls did count. The scenes in the lapdancing club aren’t burlesque, the scenes in Vegas are. So it’s here.

The fact that Ms Berkley keeps her top on for more than two minutes in this scene is an argument on the side of burlesque.

The Scene Set-Up: Berkley’s nervous novice Nomi flaps onto the stage wearing a very little, very shiny gold dress. She then dances like a bit of a weirdo, throwing her hands up in the air a lot and snarling at the camera.

The Sauce: Lots of nudity. Pretty much none of it sexy. Snore.

5Make it Happen (2008)

The Film: Teen dance flick made on a piecemeal budget, directed by music video director Darren Grant, and starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead (remember that name) as wannabe dancer Lauryn. It’s good, clean fluff.

The Scene Set-Up: Having just started her job as book-keeper for a club called Ruby’s (she gets the job in 10 seconds), Lauryn watches as dancer Carmen executes a very saucy routine.

Using a wicked cool adaptable microphone as a prop, Carmen sets the fire on stage.

The Sauce: Carmen frolics in a Very Tiny Skirt™. But not much else. C’mon, this is for teenage girls, you dogs.

6Gilda (1946)

The Film: You may recognise this Rita Hayworth classic from The Shawshank Redemption; it’s watched by prisoners in one scene.

The Scene Set-Up: Bit of a classy one this, but nonetheless inspired by the burlesque pics that were hot property in the late 1800s.

Taking centre stage, Rita Hayworth’s Gilda sings ‘Put the Blame on Mame’. No, sadly that’s not her real voice.

The Sauce: Rita lifts up her hair to lay bare her slender neck (racy!), then seductively peels her black silk gloves off. Someone call an ambulance, we got fainters over here!

7Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

The Film: Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu all return for another round as the bewinged avengers.

The Scene Set-Up: Before they were famous popstars, the Pussycat Dolls backed up the Angels in this sexy routine set to the theme tune of Pink Panther.

The Sauce: Decked out in tiny pants, stockings and leather gloves, the girls remove the latter with their teeth and then, um, whip each other into a frenzy.

Diaz loses her top, then rolls around in bubbles. All to get a key off some goon. Gosh, these girls are dedicated.

8Moulin Rouge! (2001)

The Film: Baz Luhrmann’s 2001 smash musical romance set in the legendary French cabaret, the Moulin Rouge.

The Scene Set-Up: Nicole Kidman makes a killer entrance on a swing above the audience of the MR, singing ‘Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend’.

She then segues into Madonna’s ‘Material Girl’, crowd surfing to trumpeting… trumpets before joining Jim Broadbent behind a mask of dancer petticoats to change into a feathery white delight.

The Sauce: Lots of flirting and double entendre, but Ms Kidman keeps it filth-free. The most we get is peeled-off gloves and an off-camera costume change. Tease.

9The Notorious Bettie Page (2005)

The Film: Biographical tale directed by Mary Harron (of American Psycho) following naive ‘50s pin-up Bettie Page, who inadvertently became a bondage model and a burlesque dancer (in the awesomely title movie ‘Striporama’)

The Scene Set-Up: Tapping into similar themes as the more obviously performative stage burlesque, Bettie Page dons treacherous heels, long black leather gloves, a leather corset… and a whip.

She’s already learnt the three maxims of modelling (clothes, pose and expression), now she has to do it all with aggression.

The Sauce: The leather says it all.

10Nine (2009)

The Film: Based on the Tony Award attracting 1982 stage musical, Nine is the last script Anthony Minghella ever contributed to.

The Scene Set-Up: As Daniel Day-Lewis’ mistress, Penelope Cruz puts on a no-holds-barred seductive regime. Gyrating in a basque, stockings and high heels, she enacts a racy burlesque show.

Ms Cruz apparently suffered for her art, taking several knocks. “When something like that happens, you just have to keep going and forget about any physical pain,” she says.

The Sauce: We direct you to the picture to the left. Sauce enough for you?

11Shortbus (2006)

The Film: Taking advantage of the newly-relaxed censorship rules introduced by 9 Songs, this is a sexually explicit exploration of the love lives of New York’s bed-hoppers.

The Scene Set-Up: James and Jamie are having a naughty ménage à trois with Ceth. While at sex-club-bar Shortbus, the two Js come to loggerheads over James’s inability to have an opinion about anything…

The Sauce: Probably the least saucy thing this film has to offer. Crunched in-between (literally) a hushed argument, the burlesque here adds visual candy to the scene while underlining the problems in the lads’ relationship.

12The Monster Club (1980)

The Film: British horror starring Vincent Price based on the anthology works of R Chetwynd-Hayes.

Price plays a vampire who introduces a writer to an underground club with some rather interesting entertainment…

The Scene Set-Up: It all looks pretty standard. A female dancer in a black cape starts to the shed the layers on stage.

Then she is black-lit by a red light, strips off her bra and panties and… shimmies out of her flesh, leaving a dancing skeleton in the spotlight.

The Sauce: Hmmm, a whole other kind of revealing. Not exactly saucy, but pretty clever, we have to admit. Check it out.

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Sexiest 5 Aliens from the Last 15 Years

Post by: Philips25 on November 2nd, 2009 | File Under Hotties

So here it goes…

Chiana from Farscape5 – Chiana from Farscape

There is just something about this grey girl played by Gigi Edgley in Farscape.

This picture doesn’t really do her justice, seeing as she looks like she sat on a carrot, but during her time on Farscape, Chiana grew a fan base of drooling sci fi nerds, which has earned her a spot at number 5 on my list.

T’Pol from Star Trek Enterprise4 – T’Pol from Star Trek Enterprise

There is nothing more logical than a Vulcan with a hot, hot body wearing tight catsuits, which is exactly what Jolene Blalock did during her time playing T’Pol.

Not only did she save the Enterprise crew on many occasions, but she showed that not all Vulcans have to look ridiculous with that hair do.

T’Pols sexy curves lands her at number 4.

Leeloo from the Fifth Element3 – Leeloo from The Fifth Element

The orange hair saviour of earth, Leeloo, played by Milla Jovovich, is always going to be on a list like this. When running around in bandages and then and orange rubber thing, how could she not?

This ass kicking machine kept many eyes fixated on the screen as she learnt how to love… Ohhh how sweet.

Sil from Species2 – Sil from Species

Natasha Henstridge became well known by the male population after playing Sil in Species.

Did anyone really feel bad for all those people she killed? If she keeps on showing off her body like that, I’ll forgive her for anything. Besdies, she was just misunderstood… Or something…

Natasha’s killer body definitely earned her the number 2 spot.

Six from Battlestar Galactica1 – Six from Battlestar Galactica

Who wouldn’t let Tricia Helfer into the mainframe of their planets defense grid with a long, slender body like that?

This long legged blonde has a sweet smile that can turn on you faster than she could snap your neck.

She may be a robot, but she’s an alien robot that has every male (And some female) Battlestar Galactica fan heart pumping.

The seductress Six has won her way to the top of my Sexiest 5 Aliens from the Last 15 Years.

So, what do you think?

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Happy Halloween!!

Post by: Philips25 on October 30th, 2009 | File Under RoW General

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Unflappable Newsreader Ignores Giant Seagull

Post by: Philips25 on October 22nd, 2009 | File Under RoW General

Australian newsreader Peter Hitchiner has been upstaged by a special guest during a bulletin - a giant seagull.

The bird stole the show as it walked past the studio’s camera filming the Melbourne skyline.

The Channel 9 newsreader was reading a story about a 27-year-old being murdered at the time.

Peter Hitchiner told a Melbourne radio station: “I was reading away…and I suddenly thought ‘Oh gosh that seagull’s back again’, because we had a bit of a problem last night.

“About 50 seconds to six o’clock this seagull arrived and started pecking at the camera and it had the beadiest huge eyes you’ve ever seen in your life.”

Luckily Hitchiner is an experienced campaigner and the bird failed to ruffle his feathers.

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